“New Moons: When your Soul schedules a system reset… and forgets to cc your body.
- Alexandra Mcilwraith
- May 26
- 2 min read
Ah, the New Moon!
That quiet, dark little celestial moment where the sky looks empty… and suddenly your Soul decides to purge like it’s on a spiritual juice cleanse from 200 lifetimes ago.
Let’s be real—Full Moons get all the love.They’re the sparkly extroverts of the lunar cycle.They shine light on your path. They amp up your intuition.
They make you howl a little, maybe cry under a tree. Cute stuff....
But New Moons? Shit no!
They arrive like a galactic hitman in soft shoes.
You barely notice them until your inner world is on fire and you’re knee-deep in old grief, forgotten rage, or that awkward breakup text from 2014 you suddenly feel the need to "energetically release."
Why the New Moon Feels Like a Soul Reboot (with Extra Side Effects)
For some of us—especially those walking the Meta Human path—New Moons don’t whisper intentions.They yank the rug.
Because this isn’t just a lunar cycle…It’s a frequency upgrade disguised as emotional demolition.
The “buzzing body” you feel? Might be your Soul running diagnostics.
That random life review? Yep, another shadow file purged from your DNA.
That deep tiredness? Your nervous system trying to catch up to your future self.
Honestly, New Moons are less about “setting goals” and more about setting fire to the parts of you that can’t come with you.
Top Signs You’re in the New Moon Culling Chamber:
You can’t tolerate surface-level anything.
Small talk? Dead.
Fluff? Burn it.You’re vibrating too high to fake it anymore.
Your body is humming like a Tesla coil. Could be adrenals.
Could be aliens. Could be both?
You feel like you're dying—but in a ‘phoenix with a hangover’ kind of way.
You suddenly want to declutter your life, your inbox, your ex, and your past lives.
You catch yourself whispering things like “Let it burn” while throwing out old journals and stale beliefs.
What to Actually Do During a New Moon (besides cry-laughing into your cacao):
Lie down. No, seriously. Horizontal is a valid spiritual practice right now.
Write a “No Longer Welcome” list.Energies, patterns, guilt, shame, outdated soul contracts—evict them.
Take a sacred salt bath… or angrily scrub your kitchen.Both move energy. Both are spiritual.
Remind yourself: this is a culling, not a crisis.Your Soul knows what it's doing. Even when your human is over it.
Final Words from the Void:
This is the part where the old you dies quietly under a New Moon sky…...so the new you can rise next week with less baggage, more clarity, and hopefully a slightly better sense of humour.
"If this New Moon pulled the rug, the floor, and possibly your last nerve—breathe. I’m offering a grounded Cosmic Chat & Source Codes to help shake out the energetic cobwebs, soothe your system, and remind your Soul it’s not losing the plot—it’s just upgrading the script."
Ready to feel more like your multidimensional self again?
You’ll leave lighter, clearer, and reconnected to the mission.
🌑 Blessed New Moon, brave culler of timelines.
May you shed well, purge deeply, and emerge weirdly wiser.
Alexandra!
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